2024 Rare Pairs Letter

  Dear Creator,

 

Thank you for creating something for me! I have a lot of things I like, so I hope it's pretty easy for you. But also, this letter gets long, so sorry about that. Please don't feel the need to read the entire thing. All the general stuff is up top and then I'll break it down into ships.

 

DNWs 

Rape/non-con (mention of it happening in past okay, dub con okay)

Any mention of reylo (preferably to the extent where there is 0 romantic attraction between them)

Abuse, harm, or death of cats (vague mention past death okay, peaceful death okay eg euthanizing sick/dying cat)

Mpreg*

Omegaverse

MCD *

Underage (if both/all characters are underage and it is not explicit, that's cool)

Incest

Deadnaming Kylo Ren (okay if he hasn't turned yet or if it makes sense for a modern AU to call him Ben)

Poe being a drug dealer

 

For MCD, I typically just mean whoever the requested characters are, although I also prefer Luke, Leia, Poe, Finn, Rey, Kylo, Hux, and Mitaka  not die, even if they're not in the requested pairing. Exceptions for MCD are Sheev, Snoke, Jabba, Jar Jar, Brendol, Gideon, Pryde, Count Dooku, and Clippy. Feel free to kill them even if they are in the requested pairing. And if you just need to kill someone in general, there you go.

 

For mpreg, I don't mind for Jabba, Jar Jar, Sheev, Snoke, or Clippy being mpreged. I'm also fine with a male character asking to get pregnant or his partner saying they're going to get him pregnant and other such talk, but no actual pregnancy except for those mentioned. 

 

Things I don't care for as much

 

Millicent the cat (or any earth-like cat) in canon setting

Hurt no comfort

Non-happy endings

Permanent loss of Force abilities

Pregnancy in general (I like kid fics, but prefer not to focus on pregnancy itself)

Infidelity

Sex pollen/fuck or die

Scat (I actually don't quite know how I feel about this one, but if shipping kylux has taught me anything, it's that I like pretty much all kinks)
 

Although I am not a huge fan of these things, they're not hard no's and if you have an idea that requires some of these things, go for it! 

 

Things I love

Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack - it's all good!

All kinds of AUs - fantasy, historical, modern, canon divergence

Seriously weird AUs - make the characters animals, give them modern jobs that make no sense, put them in the Byzantine empire, go nuts (literally make them nuts lmao)

Cuddling

Falling in love

Weddings

Hurt/Comfort

Only One Bed

Enemies to Lovers

Friends to Lovers

Mutual pining

Adopting children

Making everyone gay (or bi or pan or ace or whatever you like as far as sexuality goes)

Trans characters are cool if you wanna make them trans

Holding hands

Victims killing their abusers ♥
 

This is not an exhaustive list. I basically love any kind of soft trope and things that are silly and treating silly things seriously. Really, as long as it's not on my DNW list, it's all good! 

 

If you'd like to toss in other pairings in the background, I am okay with kylux, gingerpilot, finnpoe, finnrey, luke/mara, dincobb, or dinluke as long as none of those characters are involved in the requested pairing! So background kylux or gingerpilot is cool in a Mitaka/Rose fic, but please not if it the main pairing also involves Hux with someone else.

 

For the most part, I don't care about top/bottom for sexual content. A few pairings have a preference, but there is not any pairing that it actually matters, so feel free to draw/write it the other way around if you'd like!

 

Also, for anything sequel trilogy related, feel free to ignore TLJ and TROS as much as you like. I did not particularly care for those movies so if you wanna pick pieces from them or ignore them entirely, go for it! My go-to with Rey is that she's Han and Leia's daughter, but she can be Luke's or someone else's kid. And if Ben's last name is actually Organa... that's more than okay! Also, everyone can survive because why not? Except Pryde. Although if you want him to be alive so you can kill him, I am happy with that!

 

In general, I'm okay with any version of the characters, even if they were nominated under something specific! Or mixing and matching versions of characters. Whatever makes your fic/art what you're happy with!

 

A lot of this is kinda fic centric, but if you are doing art: I love anything and everything! Cuddling and kissing and holding hands are some of my favorite things in art. I love soft things! 

 

And now for the longer part of this lmao. Please feel free to ctrl+f for whatever ship you're interested in if you don't want to read all of this.

 

Sequel Trilogy

 

Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren/Rose Tico

 

I have a few ideas here. I like the idea of a redeemed or sorta redeemed Kylo and Hux who are working with Rose and they eventually start to get friendly. And then Kylo and Hux start getting jealous. Kylo sees Hux and Rose talking about mechanical stuff and getting along really well and hates that he doesn't have anything in common with her and Hux sees Kylo trying to be nice to her and gets protective because he thinks Kylo will hurt her. Maybe they talk things out and decide they can all be together. Or maybe Hux isn't romantically interested and when he realizes that's what Kylo wants, he backs off (but he's going to be keeping a close eye on them!)

 

Or if you like some hurt/comfort: Rose gets injured. Maybe it's a result of Kylo and Hux being stupid and fighting. But they need to work together to save her. Maybe Kylo has some sort of force suppressing device on and Hux removes it even though he's sure Kylo will do something terrible, but it's the only chance they have at helping Rose. Kylo and Hux figure out they both care about Rose and want to protect her and then Rose realizes she does have feelings for both of them even if they're both terrible people.

 

I also like either of these as an AU! A fantasy AU would be fun with Prince Kylo, Lord Armitage, and peasant Rose. Or Lady Rose and bandits Kylo and Hux. Or a bird AU with Kylo and Hux as big ravens or vultures and Rose as a Rose Robin or some other much smaller bird!

Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren/Ushar/Cardo/Trudgen/Vicrul/Ap'lek/Kuruk

So many of my thoughts here are very horny. Especially with Kylo and/or Hux getting gangbanged. I really enjoy situations with dark side rituals, whether real or something Kylo and the Knights came up with to see if Hux would do it. Bonus points if the KoR are non-human and have different types of dicks.

 

Dopheld Mitaka/Rose Tico, Poe Dameron/Dopheld Mitaka, Dopheld Mitaka/Rey Skywalker, Finn/Dopheld Mitaka

 

I just want Mitaka to get a hug and be loved. I like the idea that Mitaka defected. Or maybe he was found injured after a battle and one of the Resistance guys nursed him back to health and Mitaka fell in love with them because no one had ever been so kind to him. 

 

Poe or Rey and Mitaka  I see as being very adventurous sexually. I like the idea of one (doesn't matter who) has a lot more experience with kinky stuff and teaching the other who is a bit clueless but enthusiastic.

 

Rose and Mitaka I see as just being adorable together. Lots of cuddles and stuff, but smut with them is good too!

Finn and Mitaka would maybe have more feelings about their time in the First Order. I feel like they'd probably spend a lot of time sitting close to each other and talking, or maybe not talking at all.

If you want to combine these a bit, I do like Mitaka/Rey/Finn, Mitaka/Rose/Rey, Mitaka/Poe/Rose, or Mitaka/Poe/Finn

Dopheld Mitaka/Ushar/Cardo/Trudgen/Vicrul/Ap'lek/Kuruk

 

Similar to above where I want Mitaka to be loved, but here, he's also very thoroughly fucked. I just like the idea that the Knights all have a crush on Mitaka and decide they all want to share him. Could be cute. Could be horny. Could be both. Also Mitaka just having six big scary knights around at all times is amazing 

Dopheld Mitaka/Rose Tico/Ushar/Cardo/Trudgen/Vicrul/Ap'lek/Kuruk

Why not just throw all of these guys together?  Let em cuddle. Let em fuck. Let em all try to hold hands.

Dopheld Mitaka/Phasma

Mitaka with a big scary gf. He's a little scared of her, but she's very determined that he'll be hers. If smut, I do prefer top Phasma.
 

Kylo Ren/Rose Tico

 

This one might require an AU to get them together. Either that or maybe Rose is part of the First Order. I also don't mind redeemed (or "redeemed") Kylo that somehow manages to get Rose to like him enough to start a relationship. A hatesex situation could work too, although maybe with most of the hate on Rose's part and Kylo just being horny and not caring. Also Rose pegging Kylo? Fuck yes. 

I do prefer top Rose with this pairing

 

 

Phasma/Rose Tico

 

size difference :)

 

I usually feel like these two work best in AUs but if you can make them work in canon, go for it :)

 
Poe Dameron/Armitage Hux/Rose Tico

I honestly have no idea how this one would work but it intrigues me. Hux defects and probably gets into an argument with Poe and Rose which leads to kissing? First Order Poe and Rose? Pirate Hux who rescues Poe and Rose?

Finn/Rey Skywalker/Ushar/Cardo/Trudgen/Vicrul/Ap'lek/Kuruk

Another one that I don't know how it would work. The KoR just show up to bother Rey and Finn after Kylo leaves them maybe and she ends up taking them in and caring for them? One group rescues the other? Rey and Finn decide they're going to fuck them and make them THEIR  knights as another "fuck you" to Kylo? 
 

 

Chewbacca/Snoke

 

I don't know. I just think it should be a thing. Chewbacca tenderly cradling Snoke after a long day of trying to rule the galaxy. Chewie comforting Snoke while Snoke complains about his useless subordinates. Also they could be having absolutely wild sex because why not? I would prefer bottom Snoke here.

Snoke/Rey Skywalker

I was semi-joking that Snoke/Rey was the ST ship with the most chemistry and then I started thinking about it. There's a few scenarios I can think of that are just a big ol' fuck you to kylo. Like Snoke asks Rey to join him and she does. Or Rey decides to fuck Snoke because she can and she knows it'll annoy Kylo. Calls herself his "step master." Maybe a more realistic scenario is that Rey is fucking him to get close to him so she can murder him. If you wanna write smut here, I do like bottom Snoke, but do whatever floats your boat.

 

Disney Canon 

 

Brendol Hux/Gilad Pellaeon, Moff Gideon/Brendol Hux, Moff Gideon/Brendol Hux/Gilad Pellaeon

 

Everyone else saw that two minute scene in Mando and thought Pellaeon and Brendol were fucking, right?  I also like the idea of Gideon fucking Brendol, and of course, I gotta combine that into one relationship. I had a scenario in mind where Brendol is basically Pellaeon's bitch  and Pellaeon loans him to Gideon (maybe as part of some deal idk). And I just love where Brendol is a massive slut, so he's happy to let Gideon fuck him. Also, it's good when Gideon and Brendol are in a hatesex relationship and they're fucking whenever they happen to cross paths (but they're angry about it). 

 

For these ships, I would want to have Brendol as the bottom.

 

Please feel free to use different versions of Brendol and Pellaeon (including Legends) because I know they were barely in that episode so there's not much to go on. But also feel free to make things up.

 

 

Armitage Hux's Mother/Rae Sloane, Armitage Hux's Mother/Maratelle Hux, Armitage Hux's Mother/Maratelle Hux/Rae Sloane

 

So there's a few things that I like here. One, Hux's mom being developed into a character. Two, her having a girlfriend(s)/wife(s). And three, women who Really Fucken Hate Brendol Hux and want to murder him. I do love these women killing Brendol, but bonding over mutual hatred is good too. I love scenarios where Hux's mom is able to protect him from Brendol and run away with him and keep him from ever being in the First Order or at least saving him before he's too far down that path, so feel free to explore that if you like.

 

 

Jabba the Hutt/Cassian Andor

 

Please let Cassian feel Jabba's texture! Go for pure crack if you'd like or maybe Cassian's on a mission and he needs to get close to Jabba and things escalate. Maybe Cassian is undercover as a slave and Jabba takes a liking to him. And if you want to write Jabba smut, please feel free to use real life gastropod mating as a guide because that shit is wild. But also, feel free to just not do that because I know that's not everyone's thing!

Jabba the Hutt/Dopheld Mitaka

I don't even know but why not? Maybe Mitaka is just into hutts. Maybe Snoke sold him to the Hutts to raise funds, and as it turns out, Jabba is a very gentle lover. We'll just ignore the timeline here to make this work.

Jabba the Hutt/Brendol Hux/Enric Pryde, Jar Jar Binks/Brendol Hux/Enric Pryde

Brendol and Pryde on some sort of mission that involves them getting fucked by Jabba or Jar Jar? Maybe Palpatine sends his secret apprentice Darth Jar Jar to work with them and Jar Jar decides they'd be good to fuck. Or the empire needs funds, so it's time to make a porno. Dub con, including extremely dubious consent is cool here.

 

Jabba the Hutt/Jar Jar Binks, Jabba the Hutt/Jar Jar Binks/Sheev Palpatine, Jar Jar Binks/Sheev Palpatine

 

These are all very normal ships. Feel free to go completely wild with them. Make it pure crack or a silly romcom or smut or take it extremely seriously. I love Darth Jar Jar, but clueless Jar Jar is fun too. For smut, I love weird genitalia and weird sex. If you wanna do some soft cuddles, that's cool too. 

 
Kylo Ren/Tai, Kylo Ren/Ren Prime

 
I just like Kylo with his bfs from that comic. I really like his relationship with Tai and how cute they were and then there's the way Kylo looks at Ren Prime. He was lost to the dark side the moment he saw that dude. With Tai, I mostly like soft stuff and with Ren Prime, more smut. But feel free to take it any direction!

Luke Skywalker/Ren Prime

So I think it would be really funny if Ren Prime banged a bunch of Skywalkers. But like, I could see a young Luke exploring the galaxy, learning more about the Force and meeting up with Ren Prime and yeah, Luke would not be sold on the shadow or the Ren or anything, but doesn't mean he doesn't have a nice dick. Bonus points if Ren's dick is ALSO called the Ren (maybe that's the Ren they're talking about following?) 

Sheev Palpatine/Snoke

This one just makes so much sense. Like what if Snoke and Sheev keep dying and trying to revive each other and by the time one is revived, the other dies? Or they just barely get a little time together and they are descending further and further into the dark side for love. Evil love, though.  But they're both hot and evil so yeah, these two  need to be together.

If you wanna keep the idea that Sheev made Snoke, I'm okay with that because honestly, it's a really funny idea that Sheev had to make his own boyfriend. But also, Snoke can be whatever else you want him to be. I just want him and Sheev to have weird, dark-side relationship.  Like seriously, be weird with them. Like if they're in some kind of long term dark side ritual and that's their entire relationship or their hands get stuck together with dark side super glue. If you wanna do sex, I love super weird genitals and Force lightning being involved. Although maybe they're also having the most vanilla sex because they can't manage anything else. Or they're trying really hard to fuck, but they're out of space viagra. I do prefer bottom Snoke for this one.

 

 Crossovers (Non-Star Wars)

 

Armitage Hux/Clyde Logan,  Armitage Hux/Matt the Radar Technician, Armitage Hux/Matt the Radar Technician/Randy the Intern, Kylo Ren/Clan Techie, Kylo Ren/Stensland, Kylo Ren/Thomas McGregor

 

I do like these ships in a soft variety, especially Hux/Clyde. But soft versions of all of them are good. Hux/Matt or Hux/Matt/Randy would be the one that I also really like a little more aggressive. Like Hux thinks Matt (and/or Randy) is Kylo and treats him like he would Kylo until he sees them at the same time together. But Matt (/Randy) likes the rough treatment so they keep it up. Kylo/Stensland I think could be a fun disaster (but also soft) and Kylo/Thomas is just fun. Kylo/Techie is definitely another good soft one where Kylo is determined to protect Techie. And maybe kill everyone who hurt him.

 

I don't mind if Hux thinks his partner looks like Kylo or Kylo thinks his partner looks like Hux. Although it's also great when they are convinced that their partner absolutely does not look like their co-commander at all! 

 

 

Sheev Palpatine/Clippy

 
Gotta have some Clipatine! The more ridiculous this is, the better. I love smut with Clippy just cause it's funny. Feel free to get creative with how Clippy has sex. 

 

I don't mind MCD or mpreg with this ship. Go wild. Please. 

 

 Syril Karn/Tony the Tiger, Syril Karn/Trix Rabbit, Syril Karn/Tony the Tiger/Capn Crunch/Count Chocula/Chef Wendell/Snap/Crackle/Pop

Syril Karn tries to cut his cereal consumption and all the cereal mascots have an intervention. Maybe that intervention involves force feeding him cereal while gangbanging him. Or because this is Syril, maybe he's sad and pathetic and is imagining a relationship with one or more cereal mascots  and then one day, it becomes real (perhaps only in his dreams). Also I do like to imagine Syril curled up on Tony the Tiger. Feel free to leave some of the mascots out if you wanna do multiple but not do ALL of them. 

Extremely dubious consent okay


Okay, I think that's all the ships. Thank you again and I can't wait to see what you make!