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Smut Wars Creator Letter
Jun. 4th, 2023 05:18 pm Dear Creator,
Thank you for creating something for me! I have a lot of things I like, so I hope it's pretty easy for you. But also, this letter gets long, so sorry about that. Please don't feel the need to read the entire thing. All the general stuff is up top and then I'll break it down into ships.
DNWs
For MCD, I typically just mean whoever the requested characters are, although I also prefer Luke, Leia, Poe, Finn, Rey, Kylo, Hux, Mitaka, Din, and Grogu not die, even if they're not in the requested pairing. Exceptions for MCD are Sheev, Snoke, Jabba, Jar Jar, and Brendol. Feel free to kill them even if they are in the requested pairing.
Things I don't care for as much
Smut Likes
Trans Characters
I am cool if you wanna make characters trans, but I do ask that a mlm or wlw pairing doesn't get switched to be a het ship. Also okay with genderswaps, but again, I'd like gay ships to stay gay. For the het pairings, I don't mind if they're made gay.
Other stuff
Generally, I don't really care about top/bottom. I have some preferences, but the only one that I have a strong preference for is Brendol Hux. The others aren't that strong and I am happy to see things the other way around too!
If you wanna ignore TLJ and TROS related stuff, please do. I didn't care for those ones so you can ignore them entirely or just pick and choose some of the fun elements from them. With Rey, I would prefer her not being related to Palpatine (at least not more so than the other Skywalkers). I do love her as Han and Leia's daughter, but I also like her as Luke's daughter too. Or not related to anyone is okay.
And now onto the requested pairings. Feel free to ctrl+F your way to the pairing(s) you're interested in instead of reading every word of this lmao
Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren
Everything about these two is perfect. They're perfect for each other and they both absolutely hate that. I don't mind where you go with this. So hate sex is great and so is them being in a loving, caring relationship. One thing in particular Iike with them is rimming. Typically Kylo eating out Hux, but I do like the other way around too. Also I really like where Kylo is obsessed with Hux's ass and Hux is obsessed with Kylo's titties. Titty fucking is great too!
Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren/Knights of Ren
I really like the idea of the Knights as a dark side sex cult. Maybe Kylo is bringing Hux into the cult or Hux walks in on one of their rituals and is fascinated. Or maybe the KoR know of Kylo's interest in Hux and they need to make sure he's worthy of their master. I also don't mind if Kylo and Hux are together and the KoR are not sexually involved with them, but maybe they all cuddle together. Or if it's a situation where one or two of the Knights are involved.
Armitage Hux/Matt the Radar Technician/Kylo Ren
Another one similar to kylux. The obvious situation here is Matt and Kylo both fucking Hux at the same time which is hot. But Hux fucking both Kylo and Matt? Also hot. This could be a silly scenario where Hux doesn't realize that Matt and Kylo are two different people and is surprised when he finally sees them both together. I don't necessarily care if Kylo and Matt are doing much with each other, but they can be if you'd like.
Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka/Kylo Ren
I feel like this could be a dubcon situation with Mitaka, although I would want him to at least enjoy himself. I like scenarios where kylux bring Mitaka in or where Kylo and Mitaka are together with Hux joining in. Or if they all three decide to get together as a throuple, that works too. An idea I like is that Mitaka is secretly keeping the First Order running by fucking Kylo and Hux, because the two of them on their own would just be trying to kill each other, but Mitaka can bring them together.
Kylo Ren/Tai
I don't know, they're just cute together. I love that Tai is the one person who really seemed to understand Ben/Kylo and one of the only ones who accepted him just how he was. This would be a cute/awkward first time for both of them or just the most gentle sex Ben's ever had. For a darker flavor, maybe Tai survives stays with Kylo after he falls and has to watch the man he loves slowly disappear.
Poe Dameron/Armitage Hux, Poe Dameron/Kylo Ren, Poe Dameron/Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren
I like all combinations of these three. Maybe Poe and Ben used to be a thing and then hook up again despite being on different sides (and maybe Kylo introduces him to his new bf Hux). Or maybe Hux and Poe have a drunken hook up and are horrified to realize who the other is (and also can't keep away from each other). Or maybe it's a scenario where Hux was never taken from Arkanis and works with the Resistance or Ben never turned. Or maybe Kylo and/or Hux are trying to turn over a new leaf and redeem themselves after the war and end up with Poe. I really do like so many scenarios with them. If all three of them are together and it's not just a quick hookup, I'd prefer that it's an equal relationship where they all care about the others and there's no jealousy or anything.
Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren/Rose Tico, Kylo Ren/Rose Tico
This one might require an AU to get them together. Either that or maybe Rose is part of the First Order. I also don't mind redeemed (or "redeemed") Kylo (and Hux) that somehow manage to get Rose to like him/them enough to start a relationship. A hatesex situation could work too, although maybe with most of the hate on Rose's part and Kylo just being horny and not caring. Also Rose pegging Kylo? Fuck yes. Also Rose pegging Kylo while Kylo and Hux are 69ing. If all three of them are together, it's cool to have Kylo in a relationship with both Rose and Hux but Rose and Hux not really doing much with each other.
Dopheld Mitaka/Rose Tico
I just think it could be cute. Maybe an enemies to lovers scenario with Mitaka working for the Resistance or even prisoner Mitaka. I also like where it starts as hate sex but Rose can't keep hating Mitaka because he's really sweet.
Finn/Rey
The ultimate cute ship! I love all the soft scenarios with them and them just being completely in love with each other. Also good is where they're both inexperienced and just figuring things out together. As much as I love just straight up soft with them, I also like it when they're a little kinky. And when they use the Force on each other! A really important part of their relationship for me is trust. Like they just trust each other so much that they're not afraid to try new things or tell the other to slow down or switch to doing something different.
Jannah/Rose Tico, Rey/Rose Tico
Resistance women! Who doesn't like cute ladies banging? Kinda thinking more cute and soft with them. Maybe it's a first relationship for them since they've been involved in the war and now they finally have time to do their own thing or figure out what they want to do now that they're not fighting. Also, if you wanted to do Jannah/Rose/Rey, go for it!
Knights of Ren/Dopheld Mitaka
Sweet little Mitaka with his six big, scary Knights. I like this where Mitaka gets fucked by all of them but also, Mitaka topping all the Knights? Hell yes! I love the KoR fighting over Mitaka too. Like who gets to be first or who gets to cuddle with him (because all the KoR trying to cuddle Mitaka is adorable). Also like silly scenarios where the KoR are all trying to court Mitaka but then they all end up with him. I usually prefer at least some of the KoR to be non-human, so please feel free to give them whatever kind of genitalia that you like.
Poe Dameron/Dopheld Mitaka
Just another Mitaka ship that seems cute. I could see this where they hook up during the war without knowing the other is on the other side. Or post-war and Poe's helping former FO personnel adapt to their new lives and Mitaka can't help but fall in love. Maybe a plottier fic where Mitaka and Poe have hooked up, and one of them is captured so the other decides to help them escape (and of course, bang on the way).
Poe Dameron/Finn/Rey, Poe Dameron/Finn/Rey/Rose Tico
I love the Resistance trio together. Just them being cute. And if Rose is involved with them too, that's cool. I like where Poe is the only one with experience and he plans on taking things slow, but then Finn and Rey are so unbelievable horny and adventurous that they immediately get into some kinky stuff and Poe is shocked. I don't mind some insecurity on Poe or Rose's part where they feel like Finn and Rey have a bond through the Force and they're just "extra" but then Finn and Rey assure them that they love them just as much as they love each other. If it's Poe/Finn/Rey, I like all three of them in an equal relationship (or mostly - maybe Poe and Rey don't have sex with each other, but just kiss and touch). If Rose is included, it can be an equal relationship or it could be a thing where Poe and Finn are fucking, Rose and Rey are fucking, and Finn and Rey are fucking and maybe they're all doing this together but Poe doesn't interact much with Rose and Rey and Rose isn't doing much with Finn or Poe.
Armitage Hux's Mother/Maratelle Hux, Armitage Hux's Mother/Maratelle Hux/Rae Sloane, Armitage Hux's Mother/Rae Sloane
I like the idea of these ladies bonding over mutual hatred of Brendol and that developing into a relationship. And if they murder him (and fuck over his corpse) that would be beautiful. But also, there's probably a lot of hurt, and it would be nice for them to be able to work their way through that while building up a healthy relationship and moving on from all the shit Brendol put them through.
Brendol Hux/Gilad Pellaeon, Moff Gideon/Brendol Hux/Gilad Pellaeon, Moff Gideon/Brendol Hux
Everyone else saw that two minute scene in Mando and thought Pellaeon and Brendol were fucking, right? I also like the idea of Gideon fucking Brendol, and of course, I gotta combine that into one relationship. I had a scenario in mind where Brendol is basically Pellaeon's bitch and Pellaeon loans him to Gideon (maybe as part of some deal idk). And I just love where Brendol is a massive slut, so he's happy to let Gideon fuck him. Also, it's good when Gideon and Brendol are in a hatesex relationship and they're fucking whenever they happen to cross paths (but they're angry about it).
For these ships, I would want to have Brendol as the bottom. Also, Brendol can die if you wanna off him.
Elia Kane/Dedra Meero, Natasi Daala/Rae Sloane, Natasi Daala/Rae Sloane/Ysanne Isard
Evil lesbians in space, fuck yeah! I imagine for all of these, it might just be a relationship of convenience or even hatesex. Or maybe they're fucking as a way to advance their agendas. I can't really imagine any of them as wanting to be in a regular, loving relationship (idk maybe Sloane does) but I don't mind them being written that way either.
Sheev Palpatine/Brendol Hux
I just think Brendol loves dick and having the Emperor's dick in him would be the best thing Brendol could ever experience. Feel free to be serious with this or take it in a crack direction. I would want Brendol to bottom and feel free to kill off either Sheev or Brendol or both. I think it'd be kinda funny if Sheev has a heart attack while fucking Brendol and Brendol panics cause he killed Palpy and dies too.
Sheev Palpatine/Snoke
If you wanna keep the idea that Sheev made Snoke, I'm okay with that because honestly, it's a really funny idea that Sheev had to make his own boyfriend. But also, Snoke can be whatever else you want him to be. I just want him and Sheev to have weird, dark-side sex. And bonus points for weird genitals. And for Force lightning being involved. Like seriously, be weird with them. Although maybe they're also having the most vanilla sex because they can't manage anything else. Or they're trying really hard to fuck, but they're out of space viagra. I do prefer bottom Snoke for this one.
Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker/Luuke Skywalker
Talon Karrde/Luke Skywalker
I don't have much for these two. I just know that they'd bang.
Tenel Ka Djo/Jacen Solo
Han and Leia's son who turned to the dark side and a no-nonsense, badass redhead? This sure seems familiar. Okay, that's where the kylux similarities end. But if you wanted to write this as taking place after Jacen's turned to the dark side and it's angry sex? I wouldn't say no. But also it could be them as Jedi needing to relieve some stress after a tough mission or Tenel Ka just needs a break from Hapan bs and she goes to Jacen for comfort. I do really like Tenel Ka topping, but if you wanna go a more traditional route, that's cool too.
Wedge Antilles/Luke Skywalker, Wedge Antilles/Tycho Celchu, Wes Janson/Derek Klivian
These pilots spend so much time together. Of course they bang. I feel like all these pairs are just them bonding with each other and with all the time they spend together and all they go through during the war, they're going to end up really close. So definitely thinking more on the softer side with these pairs, although Janson and Hobbie could also be on the kinky side.
Cassian Andor/Syril Karn
This is such a perfect set up for some hatesex. And Syril clearly needs to get fucked so yeah, why not? Although I think in this case, he'd just be worse after instead of more laid back. I have no idea how this would happen, but that's what PWP is for lmao. Or maybe just make an AU if it's easier to get 'em to bang that way.
Din Djarin/Cobb Vanth, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker/Cobb Vanth
I like dinluke and I like marshalorian and I like all three of them combined. Probably more on the sweet side for these pairings. Or maybe Din and Luke are arguing about Jedi/Mando stuff and decide to fuck it out. It would be kinda fun if Din and Luke are bringing up old Jedi and Mando crap and Cobb tries to settle them down it ends up with them banging. Feel free for Din to either leave the helmet on or take it off. Or maybe they have to fuck in a dark room. However you'd like to do that. If all three of them are together, I like an equal relationship or Din with both Luke and Cobb but Luke and Cobb not really being together.
The Armorer/Bo-Katan Kryze
What better way to bring together the two groups of Mandalorians than their leaders getting married/fucking? Could be fun as a political marriage type thing. Possibly with anger and resentment that turns to affection. Could see this as hatesex or in a scenario where they like each other. Or where they do like each other but they're confused about it, so it becomes angry.
C-3PO/Clippy
Okay, so Clippy and C-3PO are both running around giving out advice that no one asked for, so someone locks them in a room together hoping they'll just annoy each other but they get along really well so obviously they have sex. How a robot and a talking paperclip have sex is up to you. Maybe Clippy just elongates and goes in some opening of C-3PO. Please make it as weird (and annoying) as you like.
Cassian Andor/Jabba the Hutt
Cassian needs to experience that texture! It can be crack or PWP or maybe a serious take where Cassian has to work with Jabba for the Rebellion and he's gotta fuck him to get what he needs. Reluctant Cassian is okay, but he should enjoy himself! He can also be very enthusiastic! Also, if you wanna do realistic slug sex, I'm all for that.
Chewbacca/Snoke
I don't even know. But why not? I'd prefer bottom Snoke here lmao but honestly, I'd just be happy for this ship to exist in any form.
Clippy/Sheev Palpatine/Snoke, Clippy/Sheev Palpatine, Clippy/Sheev Palpatine/Thomas the Tank Engine, Sheev Palpatine/Thomas the Tank Engine
I really like Clippy and Sheev because they're both evil. And why not throw Snoke or a train in there? I'm all for a lot of weirdness here. Like Clippy can grow a dick or something or somehow have an orifice if he's bottoming. I also like Clippy being a bit of a dom to Sheev and/or Snoke. But probably a really mean one and he'd be choking Sheev and say some shit like "It looks like you can't breathe. Would you like some help with that?" and then he'd choke him harder.
Feel free to kill any of these characters if you'd like. Like if Thomas wants to fuck Sheev and then run him over, I'm all for that. Also I know nothing about Thomas the Tank Engine, I just think Sheev have sex with a train is funny.
Finn/Rey/Knights of Ren
I don't know how this one works. Like maybe after the war, Finn and Rey are trying to rebuild the Jedi and come across the Knights who are just doing their own thing. And they take them in and it ends up with them all being in a relationship together. Maybe they try to rehabilitate them lmao or give them some actual training. I see the KoR as always being chaotic, but maybe they chill a little. You can pick and choose some of the KoR or use all of them (except Kylo, he doesn't count).
Jar Jar Binks/Jabba the Hutt
The hottest couple in Star Wars. Just let them fuck and make it nasty. Realistic slug sex is great, but also whatever comes to mind, throw it in there. Give em multiple dicks or orifices and let Jar Jar use that tongue and make the sex last 12 hours. The weirder the better! I feel like this is good crack/PWP territory, but I would also die if someone did a very serious take on this with them being very deeply in love.
Jar Jar Binks/Jabba the Hutt/Sheev Palpatine
Maybe this is the hottest ship in Star Wars. Same as above but with more electricity and maybe some inappropriate use of the Force. Would also be in support of Darth Jar Jar. Also I would prefer bottom Sheev.
Jar Jar Binks/Sheev Palpatine
Another hot ship. I like Darth Jar Jar so if you wanna do a scenario where they're both Sith, hell yeah. Also could be a scenario where they knew each other on Naboo. Maybe they were secretly married. Maybe Sheev is the reason Jar Jar was banished. And maybe Jar Jar is mad about it and they have angry make up sex on Coruscant. I love weird scenarios even if they don't make sense and I love weird sex, so please go wild with it!
Sheev Palpatine/Jabba the Hutt
The weirder the better! I don't know why they're fucking, only that they are! Feel free to make it realistic slug sex (and if Sheev dies after getting a love dart lmfao). Another scenario: slave Sheev. In the bikini and everything.
Knights of Ren/Dopheld Mitaka/Rose Tico
Another random ship with the KoR. I really don't know how they get together, but they will have lots of sex. If you wanna do strange scenarios like somehow Rose is the new master of the Knights, go for it. Or maybe everyone's at some kind of sex festival and they all hook up. Whatever works.
Sheev Palpatine/Yoda
Maybe the Jedi and Sith should have just fucked it out. I don't know. I do know there's a lot of weird Force nonsense happening. Like maybe they're trying to fight while fucking. Also, give Yoda a really weird dick cause why not?
Thank you for creating something for me! I have a lot of things I like, so I hope it's pretty easy for you. But also, this letter gets long, so sorry about that. Please don't feel the need to read the entire thing. All the general stuff is up top and then I'll break it down into ships.
DNWs
- Rape/non-con (mention of it happening in past okay, dub con okay)
- Any mention of reylo (preferably to the extent where there is 0 romantic attraction between them)
- Abuse, harm, or death of cats (vague mention past death okay, peaceful death okay eg euthanizing sick/dying cat)
- Mpreg*
- Omegaverse
- MCD *
- Underage (if both/all characters are underage and it is not explicit, that's cool)
- Incest
- Deadnaming Kylo Ren (okay if he hasn't turned yet or if it makes sense for a modern AU to call him Ben)
- Poe being a drug dealer
For MCD, I typically just mean whoever the requested characters are, although I also prefer Luke, Leia, Poe, Finn, Rey, Kylo, Hux, Mitaka, Din, and Grogu not die, even if they're not in the requested pairing. Exceptions for MCD are Sheev, Snoke, Jabba, Jar Jar, and Brendol. Feel free to kill them even if they are in the requested pairing.
Things I don't care for as much
- Millicent the cat (or any earth-like cat) in canon setting
- Hurt no comfort
- Non-happy endings
- Permanent loss of Force abilities
- Pregnancy in general (I like kid fics, but prefer not to focus on pregnancy itself)
- Infidelity
- Sex pollen/fuck or die
- Scat (I actually don't quite know how I feel about this one, but if shipping kylux has taught me anything, it's that I like pretty much all kinks)
Smut Likes
- Pegging
- Fisting
- Hate sex
- Gentle, loving sex
- Lots of come
- Anal sex
- Oral sex
- PiV sex
- Strangers
- Frottage
- Hand jobs
- Ass eating
- Gags
- Fingering
- Public sex
- First times/Awkwardness
- Inappropriate use of the Force
- Sounding
- Watersports
- Realistic slug sex
- Weird genitalia
- Sex in places you should probably not have sex in
- Sex resulting in injury
Trans Characters
I am cool if you wanna make characters trans, but I do ask that a mlm or wlw pairing doesn't get switched to be a het ship. Also okay with genderswaps, but again, I'd like gay ships to stay gay. For the het pairings, I don't mind if they're made gay.
Other stuff
Generally, I don't really care about top/bottom. I have some preferences, but the only one that I have a strong preference for is Brendol Hux. The others aren't that strong and I am happy to see things the other way around too!
If you wanna ignore TLJ and TROS related stuff, please do. I didn't care for those ones so you can ignore them entirely or just pick and choose some of the fun elements from them. With Rey, I would prefer her not being related to Palpatine (at least not more so than the other Skywalkers). I do love her as Han and Leia's daughter, but I also like her as Luke's daughter too. Or not related to anyone is okay.
And now onto the requested pairings. Feel free to ctrl+F your way to the pairing(s) you're interested in instead of reading every word of this lmao
Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren
Everything about these two is perfect. They're perfect for each other and they both absolutely hate that. I don't mind where you go with this. So hate sex is great and so is them being in a loving, caring relationship. One thing in particular Iike with them is rimming. Typically Kylo eating out Hux, but I do like the other way around too. Also I really like where Kylo is obsessed with Hux's ass and Hux is obsessed with Kylo's titties. Titty fucking is great too!
Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren/Knights of Ren
I really like the idea of the Knights as a dark side sex cult. Maybe Kylo is bringing Hux into the cult or Hux walks in on one of their rituals and is fascinated. Or maybe the KoR know of Kylo's interest in Hux and they need to make sure he's worthy of their master. I also don't mind if Kylo and Hux are together and the KoR are not sexually involved with them, but maybe they all cuddle together. Or if it's a situation where one or two of the Knights are involved.
Armitage Hux/Matt the Radar Technician/Kylo Ren
Another one similar to kylux. The obvious situation here is Matt and Kylo both fucking Hux at the same time which is hot. But Hux fucking both Kylo and Matt? Also hot. This could be a silly scenario where Hux doesn't realize that Matt and Kylo are two different people and is surprised when he finally sees them both together. I don't necessarily care if Kylo and Matt are doing much with each other, but they can be if you'd like.
Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka/Kylo Ren
I feel like this could be a dubcon situation with Mitaka, although I would want him to at least enjoy himself. I like scenarios where kylux bring Mitaka in or where Kylo and Mitaka are together with Hux joining in. Or if they all three decide to get together as a throuple, that works too. An idea I like is that Mitaka is secretly keeping the First Order running by fucking Kylo and Hux, because the two of them on their own would just be trying to kill each other, but Mitaka can bring them together.
Kylo Ren/Tai
I don't know, they're just cute together. I love that Tai is the one person who really seemed to understand Ben/Kylo and one of the only ones who accepted him just how he was. This would be a cute/awkward first time for both of them or just the most gentle sex Ben's ever had. For a darker flavor, maybe Tai survives stays with Kylo after he falls and has to watch the man he loves slowly disappear.
Poe Dameron/Armitage Hux, Poe Dameron/Kylo Ren, Poe Dameron/Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren
I like all combinations of these three. Maybe Poe and Ben used to be a thing and then hook up again despite being on different sides (and maybe Kylo introduces him to his new bf Hux). Or maybe Hux and Poe have a drunken hook up and are horrified to realize who the other is (and also can't keep away from each other). Or maybe it's a scenario where Hux was never taken from Arkanis and works with the Resistance or Ben never turned. Or maybe Kylo and/or Hux are trying to turn over a new leaf and redeem themselves after the war and end up with Poe. I really do like so many scenarios with them. If all three of them are together and it's not just a quick hookup, I'd prefer that it's an equal relationship where they all care about the others and there's no jealousy or anything.
Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren/Rose Tico, Kylo Ren/Rose Tico
This one might require an AU to get them together. Either that or maybe Rose is part of the First Order. I also don't mind redeemed (or "redeemed") Kylo (and Hux) that somehow manage to get Rose to like him/them enough to start a relationship. A hatesex situation could work too, although maybe with most of the hate on Rose's part and Kylo just being horny and not caring. Also Rose pegging Kylo? Fuck yes. Also Rose pegging Kylo while Kylo and Hux are 69ing. If all three of them are together, it's cool to have Kylo in a relationship with both Rose and Hux but Rose and Hux not really doing much with each other.
Dopheld Mitaka/Rose Tico
I just think it could be cute. Maybe an enemies to lovers scenario with Mitaka working for the Resistance or even prisoner Mitaka. I also like where it starts as hate sex but Rose can't keep hating Mitaka because he's really sweet.
Finn/Rey
The ultimate cute ship! I love all the soft scenarios with them and them just being completely in love with each other. Also good is where they're both inexperienced and just figuring things out together. As much as I love just straight up soft with them, I also like it when they're a little kinky. And when they use the Force on each other! A really important part of their relationship for me is trust. Like they just trust each other so much that they're not afraid to try new things or tell the other to slow down or switch to doing something different.
Jannah/Rose Tico, Rey/Rose Tico
Resistance women! Who doesn't like cute ladies banging? Kinda thinking more cute and soft with them. Maybe it's a first relationship for them since they've been involved in the war and now they finally have time to do their own thing or figure out what they want to do now that they're not fighting. Also, if you wanted to do Jannah/Rose/Rey, go for it!
Knights of Ren/Dopheld Mitaka
Sweet little Mitaka with his six big, scary Knights. I like this where Mitaka gets fucked by all of them but also, Mitaka topping all the Knights? Hell yes! I love the KoR fighting over Mitaka too. Like who gets to be first or who gets to cuddle with him (because all the KoR trying to cuddle Mitaka is adorable). Also like silly scenarios where the KoR are all trying to court Mitaka but then they all end up with him. I usually prefer at least some of the KoR to be non-human, so please feel free to give them whatever kind of genitalia that you like.
Poe Dameron/Dopheld Mitaka
Just another Mitaka ship that seems cute. I could see this where they hook up during the war without knowing the other is on the other side. Or post-war and Poe's helping former FO personnel adapt to their new lives and Mitaka can't help but fall in love. Maybe a plottier fic where Mitaka and Poe have hooked up, and one of them is captured so the other decides to help them escape (and of course, bang on the way).
Poe Dameron/Finn/Rey, Poe Dameron/Finn/Rey/Rose Tico
I love the Resistance trio together. Just them being cute. And if Rose is involved with them too, that's cool. I like where Poe is the only one with experience and he plans on taking things slow, but then Finn and Rey are so unbelievable horny and adventurous that they immediately get into some kinky stuff and Poe is shocked. I don't mind some insecurity on Poe or Rose's part where they feel like Finn and Rey have a bond through the Force and they're just "extra" but then Finn and Rey assure them that they love them just as much as they love each other. If it's Poe/Finn/Rey, I like all three of them in an equal relationship (or mostly - maybe Poe and Rey don't have sex with each other, but just kiss and touch). If Rose is included, it can be an equal relationship or it could be a thing where Poe and Finn are fucking, Rose and Rey are fucking, and Finn and Rey are fucking and maybe they're all doing this together but Poe doesn't interact much with Rose and Rey and Rose isn't doing much with Finn or Poe.
Armitage Hux's Mother/Maratelle Hux, Armitage Hux's Mother/Maratelle Hux/Rae Sloane, Armitage Hux's Mother/Rae Sloane
I like the idea of these ladies bonding over mutual hatred of Brendol and that developing into a relationship. And if they murder him (and fuck over his corpse) that would be beautiful. But also, there's probably a lot of hurt, and it would be nice for them to be able to work their way through that while building up a healthy relationship and moving on from all the shit Brendol put them through.
Brendol Hux/Gilad Pellaeon, Moff Gideon/Brendol Hux/Gilad Pellaeon, Moff Gideon/Brendol Hux
Everyone else saw that two minute scene in Mando and thought Pellaeon and Brendol were fucking, right? I also like the idea of Gideon fucking Brendol, and of course, I gotta combine that into one relationship. I had a scenario in mind where Brendol is basically Pellaeon's bitch and Pellaeon loans him to Gideon (maybe as part of some deal idk). And I just love where Brendol is a massive slut, so he's happy to let Gideon fuck him. Also, it's good when Gideon and Brendol are in a hatesex relationship and they're fucking whenever they happen to cross paths (but they're angry about it).
For these ships, I would want to have Brendol as the bottom. Also, Brendol can die if you wanna off him.
Elia Kane/Dedra Meero, Natasi Daala/Rae Sloane, Natasi Daala/Rae Sloane/Ysanne Isard
Evil lesbians in space, fuck yeah! I imagine for all of these, it might just be a relationship of convenience or even hatesex. Or maybe they're fucking as a way to advance their agendas. I can't really imagine any of them as wanting to be in a regular, loving relationship (idk maybe Sloane does) but I don't mind them being written that way either.
Sheev Palpatine/Brendol Hux
I just think Brendol loves dick and having the Emperor's dick in him would be the best thing Brendol could ever experience. Feel free to be serious with this or take it in a crack direction. I would want Brendol to bottom and feel free to kill off either Sheev or Brendol or both. I think it'd be kinda funny if Sheev has a heart attack while fucking Brendol and Brendol panics cause he killed Palpy and dies too.
Sheev Palpatine/Snoke
If you wanna keep the idea that Sheev made Snoke, I'm okay with that because honestly, it's a really funny idea that Sheev had to make his own boyfriend. But also, Snoke can be whatever else you want him to be. I just want him and Sheev to have weird, dark-side sex. And bonus points for weird genitals. And for Force lightning being involved. Like seriously, be weird with them. Although maybe they're also having the most vanilla sex because they can't manage anything else. Or they're trying really hard to fuck, but they're out of space viagra. I do prefer bottom Snoke for this one.
Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker/Luuke Skywalker
So I love Luke/Mara. They're just perfect to me. I like them having hatesex when they first meet (except it's only hatesex on Mara's part and Luke is probably oblivious) or being soft. Also I really like Mara topping because you know she does. I also like the idea of Mara fucking both Luke and his evil clone. Luke would probably be like "i would not fuck my clone because what if he's evil" and Mara's like "if you're not gonna fuck him, I will." Maybe she misheard Palpy's command and she heard "you will fuck Luke Skywalker's brains out" and now there's two of them so she better fuck 'em both.
Mara Jade/Mirax Terrik
Talon Karrde/Luke Skywalker
I don't have much for these two. I just know that they'd bang.
Tenel Ka Djo/Jacen Solo
Han and Leia's son who turned to the dark side and a no-nonsense, badass redhead? This sure seems familiar. Okay, that's where the kylux similarities end. But if you wanted to write this as taking place after Jacen's turned to the dark side and it's angry sex? I wouldn't say no. But also it could be them as Jedi needing to relieve some stress after a tough mission or Tenel Ka just needs a break from Hapan bs and she goes to Jacen for comfort. I do really like Tenel Ka topping, but if you wanna go a more traditional route, that's cool too.
Wedge Antilles/Luke Skywalker, Wedge Antilles/Tycho Celchu, Wes Janson/Derek Klivian
These pilots spend so much time together. Of course they bang. I feel like all these pairs are just them bonding with each other and with all the time they spend together and all they go through during the war, they're going to end up really close. So definitely thinking more on the softer side with these pairs, although Janson and Hobbie could also be on the kinky side.
Cassian Andor/Syril Karn
This is such a perfect set up for some hatesex. And Syril clearly needs to get fucked so yeah, why not? Although I think in this case, he'd just be worse after instead of more laid back. I have no idea how this would happen, but that's what PWP is for lmao. Or maybe just make an AU if it's easier to get 'em to bang that way.
Din Djarin/Cobb Vanth, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker/Cobb Vanth
I like dinluke and I like marshalorian and I like all three of them combined. Probably more on the sweet side for these pairings. Or maybe Din and Luke are arguing about Jedi/Mando stuff and decide to fuck it out. It would be kinda fun if Din and Luke are bringing up old Jedi and Mando crap and Cobb tries to settle them down it ends up with them banging. Feel free for Din to either leave the helmet on or take it off. Or maybe they have to fuck in a dark room. However you'd like to do that. If all three of them are together, I like an equal relationship or Din with both Luke and Cobb but Luke and Cobb not really being together.
The Armorer/Bo-Katan Kryze
What better way to bring together the two groups of Mandalorians than their leaders getting married/fucking? Could be fun as a political marriage type thing. Possibly with anger and resentment that turns to affection. Could see this as hatesex or in a scenario where they like each other. Or where they do like each other but they're confused about it, so it becomes angry.
C-3PO/Clippy
Okay, so Clippy and C-3PO are both running around giving out advice that no one asked for, so someone locks them in a room together hoping they'll just annoy each other but they get along really well so obviously they have sex. How a robot and a talking paperclip have sex is up to you. Maybe Clippy just elongates and goes in some opening of C-3PO. Please make it as weird (and annoying) as you like.
Cassian Andor/Jabba the Hutt
Cassian needs to experience that texture! It can be crack or PWP or maybe a serious take where Cassian has to work with Jabba for the Rebellion and he's gotta fuck him to get what he needs. Reluctant Cassian is okay, but he should enjoy himself! He can also be very enthusiastic! Also, if you wanna do realistic slug sex, I'm all for that.
Chewbacca/Snoke
I don't even know. But why not? I'd prefer bottom Snoke here lmao but honestly, I'd just be happy for this ship to exist in any form.
Clippy/Sheev Palpatine/Snoke, Clippy/Sheev Palpatine, Clippy/Sheev Palpatine/Thomas the Tank Engine, Sheev Palpatine/Thomas the Tank Engine
I really like Clippy and Sheev because they're both evil. And why not throw Snoke or a train in there? I'm all for a lot of weirdness here. Like Clippy can grow a dick or something or somehow have an orifice if he's bottoming. I also like Clippy being a bit of a dom to Sheev and/or Snoke. But probably a really mean one and he'd be choking Sheev and say some shit like "It looks like you can't breathe. Would you like some help with that?" and then he'd choke him harder.
Feel free to kill any of these characters if you'd like. Like if Thomas wants to fuck Sheev and then run him over, I'm all for that. Also I know nothing about Thomas the Tank Engine, I just think Sheev have sex with a train is funny.
Finn/Rey/Knights of Ren
I don't know how this one works. Like maybe after the war, Finn and Rey are trying to rebuild the Jedi and come across the Knights who are just doing their own thing. And they take them in and it ends up with them all being in a relationship together. Maybe they try to rehabilitate them lmao or give them some actual training. I see the KoR as always being chaotic, but maybe they chill a little. You can pick and choose some of the KoR or use all of them (except Kylo, he doesn't count).
Jar Jar Binks/Jabba the Hutt
The hottest couple in Star Wars. Just let them fuck and make it nasty. Realistic slug sex is great, but also whatever comes to mind, throw it in there. Give em multiple dicks or orifices and let Jar Jar use that tongue and make the sex last 12 hours. The weirder the better! I feel like this is good crack/PWP territory, but I would also die if someone did a very serious take on this with them being very deeply in love.
Jar Jar Binks/Jabba the Hutt/Sheev Palpatine
Maybe this is the hottest ship in Star Wars. Same as above but with more electricity and maybe some inappropriate use of the Force. Would also be in support of Darth Jar Jar. Also I would prefer bottom Sheev.
Jar Jar Binks/Sheev Palpatine
Another hot ship. I like Darth Jar Jar so if you wanna do a scenario where they're both Sith, hell yeah. Also could be a scenario where they knew each other on Naboo. Maybe they were secretly married. Maybe Sheev is the reason Jar Jar was banished. And maybe Jar Jar is mad about it and they have angry make up sex on Coruscant. I love weird scenarios even if they don't make sense and I love weird sex, so please go wild with it!
Sheev Palpatine/Jabba the Hutt
The weirder the better! I don't know why they're fucking, only that they are! Feel free to make it realistic slug sex (and if Sheev dies after getting a love dart lmfao). Another scenario: slave Sheev. In the bikini and everything.
Knights of Ren/Dopheld Mitaka/Rose Tico
Another random ship with the KoR. I really don't know how they get together, but they will have lots of sex. If you wanna do strange scenarios like somehow Rose is the new master of the Knights, go for it. Or maybe everyone's at some kind of sex festival and they all hook up. Whatever works.
Sheev Palpatine/Yoda
Maybe the Jedi and Sith should have just fucked it out. I don't know. I do know there's a lot of weird Force nonsense happening. Like maybe they're trying to fight while fucking. Also, give Yoda a really weird dick cause why not?
THE END
All right, that's the end of all my silly little requests. Sorry it was so long, but I like too many things. Thank you again for creating something and I can't wait to see it!
